“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“I should yesterday have married a maid.”
“A sound went through the watchers—a grunt—and then they were silent.” (The Gunslinger, Stephen King)
“Uranus has a very aggressive orbit.”
“As we drove off, she leaned against the ramp and lit a cigarette.”
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“Thanks for waiting.” *giggles* Oh, this is sadly accurate.
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it’s not 2012 anymore but...a friend’s blog...try it anyway...
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“It’s alright mom, I’m fine.” wow, that’s weird. bahaha
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“‘course you can.”
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“If she sustain him and his hundred knights,/When I have show’d th’ unfitness,” I think this means I’m a slut?
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“Winter in Auschwitz was not friendly to the Jews.” (Yup … that just happened.)
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“Can’t,” he said. ….
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