friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Did the cinnamon challenge tonight
A bunch of people on my floor and I did it as a group. There will be a video coming up. It was awesome.
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
skittle-happy-matt: holy-homos-batman: b-random: I posted this about a year ago, but I love it so I re-blogged. This is partially why I have mad respect for drag queens. Yes, I just said mad respect. Wow. Just…
hommos: scue meh can i talk tya fo a minat
paper-constellations: stupid fangirls: “OMG YOU THINK YOU LOVE JOSH?? NO I LOVE JOSH! I LOVED HIM BEFORE THE HUNGER GAMES & I LOVE HIM FOR HIS PERSONALITY YEAH WE’VE NEVER TALKED BUT I CAN JUST FEEL OUR CONNECTION & I’VE LOVED HIS JAW WAY BEFORE IT WAS A THING YA’LL DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND I KNOW HIS ADDRESS I KNOW WHAT TOOTHPASTE HE USES LIKE OMG I LOVE JOSH MORE THAN YOU!!!” me:
muhmuhmuhmichael: janeyyyftw: paging-doctorfaggot: simpsonizer-things: yadumb: ryancrobert: thefluffypotato: tltty: its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls