May 2012
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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Did the cinnamon challenge tonight
A bunch of people on my floor and I did it as a group. There will be a video coming up. It was awesome.
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April 2012
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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
skittle-happy-matt:
holy-homos-batman:
b-random:
I posted this about a year ago, but I love it so I re-blogged.
This is partially why I have mad respect for drag queens.
Yes, I just said mad respect.
Wow. Just…
hommos:
scue meh can i talk tya fo a minat
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paper-constellations:
stupid fangirls: “OMG YOU THINK YOU LOVE JOSH?? NO I LOVE JOSH! I LOVED HIM BEFORE THE HUNGER GAMES & I LOVE HIM FOR HIS PERSONALITY YEAH WE’VE NEVER TALKED BUT I CAN JUST FEEL OUR CONNECTION & I’VE LOVED HIS JAW WAY BEFORE IT WAS A THING YA’LL DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND I KNOW HIS ADDRESS I KNOW WHAT TOOTHPASTE HE USES LIKE OMG I LOVE JOSH MORE THAN YOU!!!”
me:
muhmuhmuhmichael:
janeyyyftw:
paging-doctorfaggot:
simpsonizer-things:
yadumb:
ryancrobert:
thefluffypotato:
tltty:
its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls
