May 2013
someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
supermassiveasshole:
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
“Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom...”
– Roger Ebert (via confusedtree)
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
assiest:
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED AT ANY POST IN WEEKS
vvebkinz:
yo ok so what if everyone sees in different colors like the color u think is blue is the color that i think is brown but nobody would ever know unless u switched bodies with them because thats just the way u see it shit
This is the shit I think about all the time
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
Regentville, Australia (NSW)
Cupertino, USA
Chesapeake, USA
Lawrence, Kansas, USA
Superior, Wisconsin, USA
Dansville, New York, USA
Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
thefogofwar:
ecclesium:
mishamallow:
i...
