someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom...– Roger Ebert (via confusedtree)
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
assiest: canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED AT ANY POST IN WEEKS
vvebkinz: yo ok so what if everyone sees in different colors like the color u think is blue is the color that i think is brown but nobody would ever know unless u switched bodies with them because thats just the way u see it shit This is the shit I think about all the time
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