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awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

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prettycolors:

#1b1452

francos-neighborhood:

Cole you make be laugh

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thesnowqueer:

fuck the planet. just fucking stick your dick in it

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beau-friend:

queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones

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kpfun:

Storybook endings, fairy tales coming true
Deep down inside we want to believe they still do
In our secretest heart, it’s our favorite part of the story
Let’s just admit we all want to make it to
Ever ever after
Frozen and Enchanted Parallels

Elsa and Nancy, two Disney royals voiced and played by Idina Menzel, letting go of their past (i.e., Elsa’s fear, perfect image, and adherence to rules, and Nancy’s old world and rational thinking) in order to attain their longed for happy endings (i.e., Elsa’s dream to be accepted for who she truly is and to be able to spend time with Anna, and Nancy’s dream of finding her one true love).

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,,

If someone can be kicked out of school for copying a paper, a person should be kicked out of school for raping another human being.

Wagatwe Wanjuki, UVM Dismantling Rape Culture Conference 2014 (via byebyethinspo)

Unfortunately pertinent to my school

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derekwtf:

Fabulous

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hogwartskidsproblems:

strawberrysoftlicorice:

jay-ell-gee:

guardianof-memories:

the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

I think we all know who’s behind this

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Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

#Snape on a plane

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